Monday, October 5, 2015

EYE OF THE NYUK

From Nyuk Of Galen...After reading Empire of the Summer Moon, I have fully realized something I’ve felt since I was 5 years old:  I am actually a Comanche war chief trapped in a fat Irish/Bohemian/Choctaw/Cherokee/Frenchman’s body. Since I now self-identify as a Comanche, I will sneak out during full moons and attack random homes as far as 300 miles away while the inhabitants sleep.  I’ll rape and kill the adult females, kill the grown males (torturing any not killed outright), kill the babies, and kidnap the pre-pubescent children – selling some to others, keeping some as slaves, and some I deem worthy will be adopted (which makes more sense than making citizens of people who sneak into your home to get free hand-outs). If anyone tries to prosecute me for my murderous ways, the ACLU will defend me under the 1st Amendment, as I am merely following the ways of my people as shown to me by The Great Wolf Spirit.  Also, I now insist that I be called by my Shoshone name: Nyukyuk Wubububuwubu (He Who Pokes Enemy In The Eye, Bonks Him On Head With Fist, Then Runs In A Circle While Lying On The Floor).  As my friend, you may call me Nyuk.


Two Illegal Aliens Using Fast And Furious Weapons Convicted In Killing of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry…

Agent Terry
Eric Holder’s blood-stained hands unavailable for comment.
Two men were convicted of murder charges Thursday in the killing of a Border Patrol agent whose death brought to light the bungled federal gun-tracking operation known as Fast and Furious.
The jury found Jesus Leonel Sanchez-Meza, also known as Lionel Portillo-Meza, and Ivan Soto-Barraza, guilty of all counts. They face a sentence of life in prison.
The 2010 killing of agent Brian Terry exposed the Fast and Furious operation in which agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives allowed criminals to buy guns with the intention of tracking the weapons. But the agency lost most of the guns, including two that were found at scene of Terry’s death. The operation set off a political firestorm, led to congressional investigations and became a major distraction for President Barack Obama in his first term.
The judge in the murder case restricted any mention of Fast and Furious, but it still marked the first trial for any defendants in the case. Two suspects have already pleaded guilty, and two others remain fugitives.
The defendants faced charges including murder, conspiracy to interfere with commerce by robbery, attempted interference of commerce by robbery, assault on a federal officer and carrying a firearm during a crime of violence.
Terry was part of a four-man Border Patrol team from an elite tactical unit that had been in the Arizona desert for two days on a mission to arrest “rip-off” crew members who rob drug smugglers along the border.
As they came across Sanchez-Meza, Soto-Barraza and three others on a rip crew, an agent yelled “policia” and the bandits refused to stop. An agent then fired non-lethal bean bags, and members of the rip crew began firing from assault rifles, authorities said.
Terry never had a chance to fire. He died of a gunshot wound that entered through his back.
Prosecutors say DNA and fingerprint evidence belonging to Sanchez-Meza and Soto-Barraza were found on backpacks, food and beverages left behind at the scene. The men told an FBI agent that they were part of the rip crew.

Heroic Army Veteran Shot Multiple Times After He Charged Oregon Shooter

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Courageous man.
A heroic student charged at the Oregon college shooter and was shot five times as he tried to save his classmates, his family said.
Army veteran Chris Mintz, 30, was taken to hospital following the massacre at Umpqua Community College on Thursday morning.
His cousin Derek Bourgeois told DailyMail.com that Mintz faced Chris Harper-Mercer, 26, who killed at least 10 people at the school in Roseburg.
‘I was told he went after the shooter,’ Bourgeois told DailyMail.com.
‘There was no way he was going to stand around and watch something this horrific happen.’
Bourgeois, who lives in North Carolina, said no vital organs were hit when Mintz was shot multiple times, but he is expected to recover after spending most of Thursday in surgery.
According to his family, both of his legs are broken and he will have to learn to walk again.
 Below are the four telegrams. Not a word has been added or deleted!
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(1) Tokyo, Japan

0800-September 1, 1945

To: President Harry S Truman

From: General D A MacArthur

Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

(2) Washington, D C

1300-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur

From: H S Truman

Congratulations, job well done, but 
you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing 
the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks 
are fundamentally not politically correct!

(3) Tokyo, Japan

1630-September 1, 1945

To: H S Truman

From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean?

(4) Washington, D C

2120-September 1, 1945

To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz

From: H S Truman

Political Correctness is a doctrine, 
recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a 
sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is 
entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.
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There you have it — the historical, definitive definition of what “political

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