THE JOKE IS ON US

LAR O' GALEN...In the current lesson in our “Life Of Christ” series, our pastor related how Christ ripped the Pharisees a new one for their hypocrisy.  Hypocrites always say one thing in public, but reveal their true selves when they think no outsider will hear what they say (“whispered in the ear in the inner rooms”  Luke 12:1). The Pharisees were infamous for piling one “interpreted” regulation after another onto the Mosaic Law, making it confusing, contradictory, and impossible for anyone to keep “The Law”.  They levied high penalties for infractions (which were inevitable) ..... BUT exempted themselves, always parsing and creating loopholes only they could slip thru.  Why does that sound so familiar?

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has taken a lot of heat from the media for his remark that he's not sure if President Obama really loves America. I don't know if that's true or not, but I do know that the president defends Islam and chastises Christians, rebukes our allies and befriends our enemies, and fully supports gay marriages and abortion but denies the religious freedoms of those who don't agree. Our nation is ridiculed abroad and morally crumbling within. We are in trouble. We have turned our back on God...Franklin Graham
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.  The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of abrain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."  The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."  The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in the world
competition held in Britain!)

FOR YOUR USE, MR. PRESIDENT: A Sense of Perspective on Islam

Written by Rob Morse on February 20, 2015

By all means, Mr. President, let’s keep a sense of perspective on the actions of Islam.

– Muslims destroyed the World Trade Towers killing 2900 people.
– A Muslim attacked soldiers in Fort Hood and murdering 32 people.
– Boko Haram, which means “western education is forbidden”, killed 1500 Christians in 2014.
– Muslims bombed a girls’ school in Pakistan and killed 141 students in December of 2014.
– There were over four thousand rocket attacks and mortar attacks against Israel in 2014.
– Muslims murdered twelve people during an attack against a humor/satire magazine in Paris last month.
– Muslims shot and killed 67 shoppers in a Nairobi mall in 2014, and 164 in Mumbai hotels in 2008.
– The Islamic State sold children as sex slaves late in 2014. They published a price list.

How many Muslims have Christians murdered? I’ll make it easy for you and let you count the attacks by Christians in the last 10 years. … There were riots between Christians and Muslims in Africa last year. How many Christians asked for recruits to sell Muslims into sexual slavery?

Did you notice a difference between the violence of Christians and Muslims? President Obama couldn’t see the difference. His blindness is dangerous.

Did you notice the difference between Christians and Muslims selling young girls into slavery? American feminists can’t see the difference either.

Do not follow the blind.

LAR OF GALEN SPECIAL...

Lar Of Galen...

Demoncrats destroy jobs, cities, nations, and people with socialism, then claim that lack of socialism is the problem and more socialism is the solution.

Didja notice how BO never mentioned that the folks beheaded at the beach were Christians or that the sorry POS murderers were Islamic?   No, it was “Egyptian citizens killed by extremists”.

> Subject: : Little Hodakio>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?">
> She saw a sea of blank faces,except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.>
> "Very good! -- Who said,'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.'>
> Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.">
> "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?">
> Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.. Kennedy, 1961.">
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.">
> She heard a loud whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs.">
> "Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.>
> Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945.">
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'>
> The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?">
> Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.">
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!">
> Little Hodakio  jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!">
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!">
> Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.">
> The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!">
> Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised.  Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven. 

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!" 

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it  be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" 

And Allah replied,

"Who said they were women?"

HOW DARE WE WATERBOARD!!!!!

Lar Of Galen...

The UN was establish to “guard against the rise of totalitarian mass movements”? But it never took a stand against the Soviet Union, and just watched Communism take over China and spread across Asia and Africa.  I always found it somewhat amusing that idiots on the left will call Conservatives “Nazis” as an insult, but proudly proclaim themselves to be Communists, Socialists, Liberals, or Progressives – being so ignorant that they don’t realize they’re shades of grey – all leading to evil and enslavement. Ditto to what you said.

 From: Victor Abraham...

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THEY ARE PIECES OF DOG DOO-DOO FOR DECADES.  THE U.S. NEEDS TO STOP FUNDING THESE CLOWNS, GET OUT OF THE UN AND KICK THEM OUT OF OUR COUNTRY.  WE ARE THE U.S.  WE FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION NOT A BUNCH WORTHLESS PIGS LIVING OFF OUR TAX DOLLARS.  HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE UN WOULD LAST WITHOUT OUR FUNDING?

WE ARE SCREWED...

King Abdullah began his schooling at the Islamic Educational College in Amman. He then attended St Edmund's School, Hindhead, in England, before continuing his education in the United States at Eaglebrook School and Deerfield Academy in Deerfield, Massachusetts. In 1980 he joined the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, was commissioned into the British Army as a Second Lieutenant, and served for a year as a troop commander in the 13th/18th Royal Hussars. In 1982, Abdullah was admitted to Pembroke College, Oxford, where he completed a one-year Special Studies course in Middle Eastern Affairs. Upon returning home, he joined the Royal Jordanian Army, serving as an officer in the 40th Armored Brigade, and undergoing a parachuting and freefall course. In 1985, he attended the Armored Officer's Advanced Course at Fort Knox, and in 1986, he became commander of a tank company in the 91st Armored Brigade, holding the rank of Captain. He also served with the Royal Jordanian Air Force in its Anti-Tank Wing, where he was trained to fly Cobra attack helicopters.

Barack Hussein Obama. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii (maybe?). Graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. He served three terms representing the 13th District in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. Elected to the Senate in November 2004. Obama was also a member of the "choom gang", a self-named group of friends that spent time together and occasionally smoked marijuana. Obama was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. Nine months after his election, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

We are so screwed…..