Lar Of Galen...
Demoncrats destroy jobs, cities, nations, and people with socialism, then claim that lack of socialism is the problem and more socialism is the solution.
Didja notice how BO never mentioned that the folks beheaded at the beach were Christians or that the sorry POS murderers were Islamic? No, it was “Egyptian citizens killed by extremists”.
> Subject: : Little Hodakio>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?">
> She saw a sea of blank faces,except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.>
> "Very good! -- Who said,'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.'>
> Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.">
> "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?">
> Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.. Kennedy, 1961.">
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.">
> She heard a loud whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs.">
> "Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.>
> Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945.">
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'>
> The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?">
> Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.">
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!">
> Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!">
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!">
> Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.">
> The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!">
> Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."
Demoncrats destroy jobs, cities, nations, and people with socialism, then claim that lack of socialism is the problem and more socialism is the solution.
Didja notice how BO never mentioned that the folks beheaded at the beach were Christians or that the sorry POS murderers were Islamic? No, it was “Egyptian citizens killed by extremists”.
> Subject: : Little Hodakio>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?">
> She saw a sea of blank faces,except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.>
> "Very good! -- Who said,'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.'>
> Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.">
> "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?">
> Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.. Kennedy, 1961.">
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.">
> She heard a loud whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs.">
> "Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.>
> Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945.">
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'>
> The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?">
> Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.">
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!">
> Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!">
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!">
> Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.">
> The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're screwed!">
> Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied,
"Who said they were women?"
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