SATURDAY MORNING THOUGHTS...

Murderers don’t want to die.  If the death penalty doesn’t discourage murder, why is everyone on Death Row appealing his sentence?

If torture elicits false answers, how did waterboarding Khalid Sheik Mohammed lead us to the courier who led us to bin Laden?

If you ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, recognize that it is still there because of waterboarding.

If Obama is so interested in attaining income equality for the middle class, why are they all earning less than when he came to office?

If Obama wants to unite the country, why do liberals hate me and consider me an expatriate for being a conservative?

If Obama wants an orderly society, why does he promote revolution against the police?  Does he expect orderly rioters and thugs?

Why does the mouthpiece for the poor, Obama, not realize that he and Michelle live magnificently like Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette?  Only the queen and king relished it; they didn’t pretend they had empathy for the poor.

Why do liberal promises always turn out to be falsehoods that are said to make the enunciating politicians feel good about themselves as they toboggan their praised subjects down icy hills?

Why do starving communists always hide in the patina of liberal balderdash?

Why do socialists pretend that their failings are water in a Holy Grail?  They splash us with a baptism of lies.

If we fail, it is because progressivism is the false utopia of Brobdingnagians like New York mayor de Blasio, who tromps on traditional values like they are light bulbs rather than the building blocks of America.

If this a football huddle of the gathering of the ideological brain-dead, it is a scrimmage with Obama, de Blasio, and Holder.  Sharpton is the mascot, who mangles words like a torn mouthpiece.

If only utopians had the Scarecrow’s brain.  Why are they Cowardly Lions hiding behind lies?  Liberals have no heart.  No más.